Virginia is for Lovers

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As of today, I’m on vacation. I’ll be gone for a week, and I probably won’t be posting. I’m trusting you kids to be responsible while I’m gone. Do your homework, take care of the animals, and no parties. Call Mrs. Peterson down the street if you need anything. Emergency numbers are on the fridge, and food money for the week is on the dresser. We’ll call every day. Love you!

And no parties while I’m gone.

16 Responses to “Virginia is for Lovers”

  1. Tokyo Says:

    Whooooooo Party!!!! Hey, can I get you a drink? How about three drinks? Great. Do you want to pound this with me? Awesome. How about you? Are you all set? You just did five shots and can’t remember which one of these people is your boyfriend? Perfect. This party is swimming along.

  2. T Says:

    Alright, cool party. Hey, whose house is this anyways? Josh? Cool. Yeah, Josh is cool. He’s not here? Sucks for him man. This is awesome.

    Yo, where are the chips?

  3. CM Says:

    Um, I think I broke that vase… I’ll just sweep it under the rug.

    Dude, I found a bunch of money on the dresser! THIRD KEG!

  4. foxes Says:

    i pee pee’ed on the rug.

  5. CM Says:

    Hey foxes, get your pants back on! No one wants to see that!

  6. foxes Says:

    :(

  7. Chris Says:

    Did I just wake up?

    Where the fuck am I?

    What was I drinking? I didn’t appreciate all those shots, not at all.

  8. girlfriend Says:

    um, if Virgina is for lovers what are you doing going there without me?

  9. Katherine Says:

    Virginia is for lovers, dahling, all of us! ;-)

  10. monica Says:

    anyone wanna play spin the bottle?

  11. Tokyo Says:

    Hooray for Monica! Let’s get on that. And hey, who’s in that closet over there? Do they know that no one else’s playing Seven Minutes in Heaven? Err… no one else yet.

  12. Fick Says:

    I brought the bottle of Jager! Now is when the party really goes down hill.

  13. nicole Says:

    Woohooooo!

    Sorry I’m late, I had to sneak out of my bedroom windown. I’m grounded you know.

    Anyway, anyone wanna help me get the 2-24’s into the fridge?

  14. monica Says:

    oh, shit! he’s coming back soon! someone needs to clean up all this broken stuff and vomit everywhere. i’m outta here.

  15. Chris Says:

    Tokyo, that was MY leg.

    Thigh.

    Um.

    Bye, all. ;-)

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