Bad Glacier

A friend and I decided yesterday that all the world’s funny people should be immediately placed in advisory roles–that is, each non-funny person would be required to consult someone funny before making a decision.

Think about it–if all decisions required a funny person’s approval, the world would be great. We wouldn’t have wars, because bombs aren’t funny. Instead, we would settle disagreements by bouncing around in inflatable sumo suits. There would be no Joey, no According to Jim, no Dharma and Greg. Family Guy never would have been canceled in the first place.

Also, this post would be a whole lot better.

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