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July 13, 2004
How about some hot box turtle on dog lovin'?
Last year Rick Santorum (R-PA) waxed philosophical on the slippery slope of legal hot gay sex with an AP reporter:
Santorum: [I]n every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality _AP: I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out.
Now, John Cornyn (R-TX) is slip-sliding his way all the way to turtles.
"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
Where does one put it when getting it on with a turtle? Maybe Senator Cornyn knows more since, according to Andy, Texas repealed its bestiality laws the same year it passed its now un-Constitutional anti-sodomy law.
Posted by Half-Cocked at July 13, 2004 09:27 PM