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July 11, 2004
The only thing low carb here is your brain
Today I was at the local mega market buying groceries for the week. In addition to the usual items I decided to stock up on espresso beans and make some granitas this week. I always buy the locally roasted beans which are right next to the of Starbucks™ beans. The jackass that stocks the Starbucks™ shelf had put those little "Low Carb" tags under each item.
Do people on low carb diets not realize that black coffee contains no carbs? How many people walking by that shelf thought, "Oh, thank the Lord in heaven. I can drink coffee."
The next question is - how many people will associate the low carb coffee beans at the store with Starbucks™ and guzzle a macho grande mocha choca lotta then wonder why they suddenly gained five pounds?
Posted by Half-Cocked at July 11, 2004 06:32 PM