Half-Cocked: While I'm at It

July 27, 2004

While I'm at It

This, however, is bullshit, since I share Grandpa Simpson's feelings about Missourah.

You're Missouri!

An admirer of the works of Mark Twain and the steamboat lifestyle, you
are happiest when floating gently down the river. You have a strong sense of
independence, a reverence for saints, and even look up to discredited explorers. With all
these traditional influences, it's no surprise you're at the center of everyone you know,
and are even considered a gateway to the future. If only you could stop drinking the
world's worst beer, you'd be set.

Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Posted by Half-Cocked at July 27, 2004 12:42 PM

Comments

Strangely I am Puerto Rico. Weird.

Posted by: energy spatula at July 27, 2004 08:59 PM

Missouri sucks. I should know. Abe Simpson had it right.

Posted by: Soupie at July 28, 2004 10:19 PM