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September 30, 2004
Football Pix[ie]s
Welcome back, Players. Was that 5-0 weekend enough for you, or do you crave more Bookie Burnin' action? If you want more, we got it.
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Wisconsin -14.5 vs. Illinois - Brick is Red, so are the Badgers, and so will be the asses of the Illini after they visit Madison. Ron Turner: "I Bleed."
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Stanford -12.5 vs. Washington - The Huskies Head On into Palo Alto. The Cardinal will have no problem with the Tame puppies from Seattle who can barely win at home, let alone on the road.
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UTEP -7 vs. New Mexico State - The Aggies take a wrong turn on the Motorway to Roswell and never recover in El Paso. The Navajo Know.
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Tennessee -2 vs. Auburn - the War Eagles sent a Letter to Memphis but wound up in Knoxville. They get Blown Away in Stormy Weather. Oh My Golly!.
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Troy -14.5 vs. Utah St. - The Aggies beg: "Don't Break my Body" but wind up Dead like a Monkey Gone to Heaven.
Where is My Mind?. I'll be hangin' out with Cecilia Ann, Velouria, Allison, Ana and Havalina at the Pixies show on Saturday. Is She Weird? or what?
And did I mention this is hard work? Hard work. Hard work. Not as hard as keeping together six-way talks with North Korea, but hard work, just the same. not Eight-Way Santa hard, but still.
Posted by Half-Cocked at September 30, 2004 10:03 PM