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October 05, 2004
When in Romania...
...keep it in your pants.
Just yesterday The Editors proclaimed "I've been to the mountaintop and looked down into the valley and it's a valley of cock jokes," and who am I to argue?
This story I posted yesterday concerned a man severing his penis and then having his dog eat it. In Bucharest! A commenter at The Poor Man then reminded me of another recent Bucharest Bobbitting. Is there something funny going on in Romania? These stories then reminded me of another scary tale from the land of the vampires. The mysterious exploding penis.
I think it's safe to say that if you're planning on travel to Eastern Europe, it's best to leave your dick at home.
Posted by Half-Cocked at October 5, 2004 11:32 PM